You’ve landed on this Melbourne gift guide because you’re either allergic to giving good gifts, or you're sick of rinsing and repeating the same shit...
Melbourne Gift Guide
Welcome. We’ve curated a highly specific, occasionally savage gift list with pairing wine, vibes, and questionable personalities with items that actually make sense. You’ll find something for:
Your Pilates princess bestie who has everything.
The brother who peaked in high school (and reminds everyone yearly)
Your work wife who knows way too much
The father-in-law who swirls his wine like it’s a power move
The situationship who won’t label it but will accept a gift
- The weird neighbour you’re convinced has seen you naked.
- The cool friend who always gifts well and you need to impress.
And yes most importantly…You!
Pilates Princess
She’s up at 5am. Glowing. Has three drink bottles in rotation and one personality trait: reformer.
Gift her:
- Melbourne Winery Rosé | $39.0
- Hommey silk eye mask | $34.0
- Tower 28 Facial Mist | $48.0
- CSB Pilates towel | $25.0
- Melbourne Winery Bottomless Brunch | $50-200.0
The Brother
Still brings up his high school footy stats. Now he’s into crypto, cold plunges, and sending reels titled “bro, this is you.”
Gift him:
- Melbourne Winery Pinot Noir | $25.0
- Vintage Trucker Hat | $45.0
- Lactose Link Bracelet | $99.0
- YETI Gym Drink Bottle | $70.0
The Work Wife
She keeps the group chat alive, the team sane, and your secrets buried. Deserves more than HR approved gifts…
Gift her:
- Melbourne Winery Cuvee Brut | $39.0
- Huda Beauty Lip Kit | $55.0
- Dear New York Coffee Table Book | $50.0
- Melbourne Winery Voucher (wine-fuelled venting) | $50-200.0
The Father-In-Law
Mysterious. Always swirling his wine. This is your moment to win him over.
Gift him:
- Melbourne Winery Indulgence Shiraz | $69.0
- R.M. Williams Leather Belt | $99.0
- Wine Decanter | $50-70.0
- Matchbox 20 Vinyl | $45.0
- Melbourne Winery Voucher | $50-200.0
The Situationship
Not quite a partner, but not quite not. They probably don’t deserve a gift if it isn’t official, but if you must…
Gift them:
- Melbourne Winery Voucher (date night) | $50-200.0
- Le Labo Travel Perfume | $105.0
- We’re Not Really Strangers Card Game | $55.0
- Melbourne Winery Tempranillo (sus the label) | $39.0
- Hommey Beach Towel (for beach dates) | $99.0
The Weird Neighbour
They water their plants at night. Gave you a jar of mystery chutney once. Knows your schedule better than you do.
Gift them:
- Melbourne Winery Sauvignon Blanc | $25.0
- Fazek vase | $129.0
- Tiny Succulent in a Ceramic Pot | $25.0
- Melbourne Winery Gift Voucher | $50-200.0
- Homemade brownies | $10.0
The Cool Friend
Owns five pairs of sunglasses. Doesn’t watch trash TV. Somehow always smells amazing and really good at gift giving.
Gift them:
- Melbourne Winery Orange Wine | $45.0
- Osagama Sunglasses | $180.0
- Gisou Honey Infused Hair Oil | $64.0
- Diptyque Baies Candle | $99.0
- An invite to Melbourne Winery | $50-200.0
YOU!!!
You’ve done the hard yards, you wrapped gifts with one functioning brain cell and a glass of wine.
Gift yourself:
- A long lunch. With wine. That you don’t have to share.
- A cellar restock.
- A Melbourne Winery experience, for no reason other than you deserve it.
