Ever been handed a wine list at a cute bar or restaurant and suddenly felt like you were deciphering the divinci code? Then the waiter comes back, and you panic because SURPRISE you’re still illiterate in wine? Same. Girl, we need to fix this in the easiest way possible that doesn't include a sommelier degree !
Reading a wine list
I can already see the panic in your eyes, and before you say anything we are NOT doing the “I’ll just have what they’re having” move. We are better than this.
Let’s start with the basics. Most wine lists are set up like this:
- Sparkling
- White
- Rosé/Others
- Red
- Dessert Wines
You most likely know what you feel like so head to that page and look for the ‘by the glass’ options. Trust me, nothing is more awkward than asking for a specific wine and they bring out the whole ass bottle… I’m just a girl of course I’m not going to correct them, I’m going to lock in and drink the whole bottles (whoopsies).
If you’re still unsure, just ask for a recommendation. Trust me, once they start listing options, you’ll just go with whatever they say anyway (zero thinking required).
Or, you could skip the guesswork entirely. At Melbourne Winery, we’ve got a Digital Sommelier that makes wine selection effortless. Just take a quick palate quiz, chat with our AI wine expert, and it’ll match you to the best wine on our menu. It’s basically Tinder for wine, except every match is 100% your type.
Tasting
Now comes the part where people start swirling, sniffing, and staring dramatically into their glass. Why? Good question.
The short answer:
- Swirling aerates the wine (aka lets it breathe) so the flavours become stronger.
- Sniffing is to pick up aromas (yes, people say things like “hints of blackberry and oak” just go with it). Its completely subjective, so nobody can tell you you’re wrong.
- Sipping…obviously. But really taste it. Is it dry? Fruity? Bold? This is where you throw in one confident comment or just nod and say ‘Mmmm’.
If you need a go to wine comment, here are a few safe bets:
- “Ooh, shit thats fresh.” (save for white wine or rose)
- “The tannins are really well-balanced.” (red wine)
Wine knowledge? Optional. Saying things with conviction? Essential.
